Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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