I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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