i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize