what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I have fence marks all over my body
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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