Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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