i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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