No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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