That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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