Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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