it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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