i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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