just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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