Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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