i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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