WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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