So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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