she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
our cab driver is having phone sex.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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