if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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