my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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