last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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