No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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