are you still at the devil's house?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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