Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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