She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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