Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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