Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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