Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
this beer tastes like vomit already
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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