By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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