he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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