Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its not stalking. its research.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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