Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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