Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
People in love make me want to vomit
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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