Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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