Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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