He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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