It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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