covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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