You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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