And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Farmville is her only friend.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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