Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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