Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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