For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
this hospital has no fireball
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I would fuck him just for his dog
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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