thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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