There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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