At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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