I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Is Oprah even human
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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