I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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