i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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