theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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