This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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