i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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