I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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